Bow down before the one you serve

The Volturi Posts : 179 Join date : 2009-08-16 Age : 34

Hi I am Katie and I am everyone's lord and master. I love Twilight. My favourite character is Alice. I like the colour black and feeding the ducks.

Subject: Re: Bow down before the one you serve Sat Oct 24, 2009 3:37 pm

Black is awesome. It goes with everything.
Hey Katie. Thanks for mod-ifying me. Haha, get it?

The Volturi Posts : 179 Join date : 2009-08-16 Age : 34

lol that is a bit of a bad joke. And I am wearing black and blue today. Like a bruise.

Subject: Re: Bow down before the one you serve Sat Oct 24, 2009 3:40 pm

I know it's a bad joke. =O
Oh, I got a really awesome lame joke.

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra."

I'm wearing black and green, like a pineapple. No, like a...caterpillar.
That's gross.

The Volturi Posts : 179 Join date : 2009-08-16 Age : 34

lol!

What do you call a dog by a radiator? A hot dog!

Subject: Re: Bow down before the one you serve Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:05 pm

Lol.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one asked the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

The Volturi Posts : 179 Join date : 2009-08-16 Age : 34

Tehehehehe. What smells like red paint but is blue? BLUE PAINT!

Subject: Re: Bow down before the one you serve Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:15 pm

Haha, I didn't see that one coming! Here's one that stumped me.

Where did Hitler keep his armies?

The Volturi Posts : 179 Join date : 2009-08-16 Age : 34

in his handies?

Subject: Re: Bow down before the one you serve Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:26 pm

In his sleevies!

Probably the worst one. Very Happy

The Volturi Posts : 179 Join date : 2009-08-16 Age : 34

Oh Nadia that was so bad.

Subject: Re: Bow down before the one you serve Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:38 pm

JACOB IS NOT A PEDO Bow down before the one you serve Icon_sad

he's just... confused.

On a different note, hallo <3

The Volturi Posts : 179 Join date : 2009-08-16 Age : 34

I know he isn't a pedo... He's pedobear in disguise: http://pedobear.org/

Subject: Re: Bow down before the one you serve Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:19 pm

Jello Katie!
Wassup?

By the way, love the bad jokes.

"There are two muffins in an oven.
One muffin says to the other, "Whoah it's hot in here."
The other muffins says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

The Volturi Posts : 179 Join date : 2009-08-16 Age : 34

Hello Noelle Very Happy

I'm just here posting before going to bed.

Tehehehe I have another joke:

What's black and white, black and white, black and white?

A penguin rolling down a hill

Subject: Re: Bow down before the one you serve Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:12 am

Loving the lame jokes children!

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? It's got great food, but no atmosphere.

The Volturi Posts : 179 Join date : 2009-08-16 Age : 34

lol! I had to read that one several times to get it.

Subject: Re: Bow down before the one you serve Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:13 am

Hola senorita! Como estas?

That's all the Spanish I know.

Brandy = FAIL.