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PostSubject: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptySat Oct 24, 2009 2:17 pm

Why, oh why, did Edward decide to walk out with his top off to piss off the Volturi. A sparkling man is not something that people associate with VAMPIRE. It's in the middle of a festival so people are just going to be thinking "wow look at that man covered in glitter" not "zomg that is one of those glittering vampires".

He should have lifted up a car or killed a load of people.
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptySat Oct 24, 2009 2:42 pm

Why does no one ever mind that The Cullens don't go to work/school on sunny days? Carlise is a doctor ffs so can't waltz off whenever he feels like it.
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptySat Oct 24, 2009 2:46 pm

Why can't Alice see Renesmee? she is part HUMAN and part VAMPIRE. Both things Alice was/is. Therefore she should be able to see this demon spawn.

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And isn't 24 chromosones what people with Downs Syndrome have? I always get confused as to whether they have more or less. So Jacob and Renesmee are mentally retarded?

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How come Esme doesn't work? Doctors don't get a lot of money and won't banks be suspicious if people keep their bank accounts open for insane amounts of time? How did he afford a freaking ISLAND?

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How did Renesmee happen?

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Why did it take the Volturi so long to get to Forks? Did they walk from Italy at a snails pace?
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptySat Oct 24, 2009 3:34 pm

Dude, I had a massive answer posted and it just disappeared. Fuck, I hate technology. Katie, can I swear here?

Down's Syndrome is Trisomy-21 - the 21st chromosome replicates three times instead of two, which complicates matters.

Renesmee is a fucking freak of nature. Besides the fact that none of this can ever really happen, it REALLY can't happen. Edward shouldn't be going through gametogenesis because he's dead. Furthermore, he shouldn't be able to impregnate his annoying wife because erections need beating hearts, which he doesn't have.

I think Esme does house refurbishment? And doctors make a shitload of money! $100,000/year.

As long as we readers are enititled to imagine about Edward's 'chiselled, granite abs', it's all good. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptySat Oct 24, 2009 3:41 pm

Sure you can swear!

Renesmee is a freak. And I want to know how Edward has an erection too. Maybe he is like female-to-male transexuals... They have something so they can manually create an erection. And surely he has VENOM not sperm becuase Stephenie said that all vampire's fluids are replaced by venom... And sperm is a fluid.
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptySat Oct 24, 2009 3:46 pm

In Meyer's head, it all works out.
If he didn't ejaculate, we (as the greater reading community) wouldn't be able to poke fun at the ridiculous name he gave his daughter. Small mercies, I suppose.
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptySat Oct 24, 2009 4:12 pm

I suppose that Meyer had to create Renesmee so that there would be a point to the fourth book and so Jacob would stop fantisizing about Bella.
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptySat Oct 24, 2009 4:14 pm

So what if he imprinted on Renesmee? He made out with her mother.
Lol, imagine if Bella and Jake had slept together and then he got with Nessie.

"That's not how your mother and I used to do it."
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptySat Oct 24, 2009 4:20 pm

lol!! What gets me is that Renesmee will be fully grown when she is 7... But Edward is ok with that because Jacob didn't think dirty things about it.



I wonder why on earth Jacob imprinted on her anyway. She is half vampire... Jacob's enemy and reason he is a shapeshifting/werewolf
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptySat Oct 24, 2009 5:50 pm

I think underneath her fluffy mormon exterior, Meyer probably has a really nasty sense of humour that she doesn't want to share... After the initial shock I found it pretty funny that Jacob imprinted on Renesmee
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptySat Oct 24, 2009 11:34 pm

I thought it was just wierd. Mainly because of psychology and Amir telling my class that Imprinting is what happens between baby animals and their mummy.
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptySat Oct 24, 2009 11:43 pm

HAHAHA

He never told us that
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptySat Oct 24, 2009 11:50 pm

I think he told and showed different classes different things. But yeah I think Stephenie doesn't know what imprinting is :p

Either that or the wolves imprint on whoever reminds them the most of their mother. Ahhh Freud would love that.
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptySat Oct 24, 2009 11:52 pm

Oh Freud. He'd have a field day if he was still alive.
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptySun Oct 25, 2009 2:34 am

Let's resurrect him then. It would be a revolution!
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptySun Oct 25, 2009 1:06 pm

Huzzah! Zombie Freud.
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptySun Oct 25, 2009 4:57 pm

Changed my mind. His brain might not work like it used to.
Also, ethics. The desecration of his tomb might be frowned upon and we might get hanged. (Hung?)
Do they have capital punishment in the UK?
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptySun Oct 25, 2009 6:40 pm

Nah man we got rid of that aaages ago Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptySun Oct 25, 2009 10:25 pm

I have a plot hole.

Meyer said that the werewolves were there because of the vampires.
But wait-- the Cullens were in Forks for TWO WHOLE YEARS (wait, I'm correct, right? haha), and NO ONE turned into a vampire. I can't remember when exactly Sam became one, but that's beside the point.

Mostly, everyone turned into werewolves after the Cullens left.

Also, the whole transformation takes a couple of months. So, if the Cullens were eating people RIGHT NOW, then Forks would have to wait a couple of months for the tribe to become werewolves.

You can argue that the Cullens were "safe" so that's why it took them so long to transform, but how does DNA know that? Genes don't have a thought process. "Oh, well, they're safe so I'm just going to chill here for a while." No.

I'm just confused.
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptyMon Oct 26, 2009 12:42 am

If I remember rightly, Sam turned into a wolfie before Bella came. I think Jake says it in Eclipse... But it could be NM.

And yeah that is a great plothole. Jake should be Alpha so shouldn't he have been one of the first to turn? It relaly does make no sense that the wolves don't appear until after the Cullens left.

Though I suppose Meyer needed Jake to not be a wolf so he could get Bella out of depression.
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptyMon Oct 26, 2009 1:51 am

Yeah. I really don't get it.
I don't it has anything to do with being a certain age. Since Seth turned a werewolf at age 14.

And that's true. It doesn't explain the other werewolves though. Crazy!
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptyTue Oct 27, 2009 9:19 am

I don't have anything valuable to contribute, except that I love your avatar Aimee! Had a good giggle over it. Very Happy

And I think that the mentioning of Sam turning into a wolf boy was in NM. Pretty sure it was, I only read Eclipse once though because it was that bad.
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PostSubject: Re: Twilight Plotholes   Twilight Plotholes EmptySun Dec 13, 2009 1:42 pm

I don't mind Eclipse. NM was worse than Eclipse.
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